The more you ask…
me to tun around, the more I’m not going to.
When you add a PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST, definitely means I won’t be turning around.
When you start adding, “HEY GIRL. GIRL. GIRL. GIRL,” it’s not a cute echo. You sound like a fucking idiot and need to get a grip on your ever-changing sense of reality.
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