×

It was really nice to gtfo of Orlando for a few days. I had gone from Miami to Pompano, back to Miami, then to the Keys. But now, I am back at work. And being back at work means being back here, at Lake Eola, the Lake of Death.

It happened almost like clockwork when I went for a stroll despite the sprinkling. There had been a dude in one of those yellow construction vests ready to shout. It was like he was chomping at the bit to be an asshole.

“Hey mama, where you going?”

So I promptly kept my eyes ahead of me and then slightly turned back to give him the finger.

“Whoa! Did you hear me? I’m talking to you. HELLO. DID YOU HEAR WHAT I ASKED?”

And just like that, I was no longer in the Keys sipping fruity drinks with naive abandon – I was back in Shitsville, getting harassed for walking the lake during my lunch break.

Author

emily@stringinghimalong.com

Related Posts

The more you ask…

me to tun around, the more I’m not going to. When you add a PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST, definitely means I won’t be turning around....

U ALRITE

Random black dude in his mid 50’s.  “Hey, you all right?” He asked, as I refused to make eye contact and crossed...

Hard Pass

Two men – both equally rude. One called me baby, asking how I was doing. I told him I’d be better off...

WANG ALERT

Yes, you read that correctly. Today, while ending my casual stroll around the lake, the wang alarms sounded. DING DONG DING DONG...

Don’t fucking follow me

So today, I was pretty stoked that I found a shiny Kabuto while on my walk during lunch. I decided to walk...

The Graceful (water)gait

So, I can safely say that I went through my own little Watergate last week. Though Republicans often cause the downfall of...